How 'bout one of them foot long sandwiches?

Got some tasty cola right here

Now look at that Chevy go

She's faster than greased up lightning

Soda pops and pimple cream will gladly kick ya down the green

Just coat your cred with vaseline and shove it up your ass

I used to be a pimp

But now I'm hoinfodaman

I'm hoinfodaman

I'm hoinfodaman

I used to be a pimp

But now I'm hoinfodaman

I'm hoin' for the advertising

Advertising man

Oh man, that's a juicy burger

Crispy on them fries please

I used to be a pimp

But now I'm hoinfodaman

I'm hoinfodaman

I'm hoinfodaman

I used to be a pimp

But now I'm hoinfodaman

I'm hoin' for the advertising

Advertising man

(He used to be a pimp

But now he's hoinfodaman

He's hoinfodaman

He's hoinfodaman

He used to be a pimp

But now he's hoinfodaman

He's hoin' for the advertising

Advertising man)

Soda pops and pimple cream will always kick ya down the green

But the worst thing about ol' Charlie Sheen is when Hanes, they sold his ass

I used to be a pimp

But now I'm hoinfodaman

I'm hoinfodaman

I'm hoinfodaman

I used to be a pimp

But now I'm hoinfodaman

I'm hoin' for the advertising

Advertising man

He used to be a pimp

But now he's hoinfodaman

He's hoinfodaman

He's hoinfodaman

He used to be a pimp

But now he's hoinfodaman

He's hoin' for the advertising

Advertising man