I was born in Miami, Florida, in 1953

First thing I did

was crack the back of my head on the floor

I stepped on a bee when I was four

I slammed the door of a `57 Chevy on my hand

when I was six

Little did I know that darker clouds were gathering

on the horizon of my life

That's the story

That's the story

That's the story of my life

Later on

messing around in the backyard

I was nine

I stumbled onto the secret of Anti-Gravity

It's such a simple trick

I said to myself

I hope I can remember

Instinctively I knew

that trouble was bound to come

That's the story

That's the story

That's the story of my life

Still later

I met a girl named Sue

only daughter of the football coach

I liked her

I think she liked me

Her family moved to Toronto

Naively I said to myself

Why that's the story of my life!

"David!"

That's the story of my life

"DAVID!"