I sent her two postcards

They came right back

I sent her two postcards

A big potato from Boise, Idaho

A giant trout from Boston, Massachusetts

A catfish in a top hat from New Orleans

Flaming watermelons from Dallas, Texas

Corn cob with 2 feet and 3 hands from Omaha

Pencils from Lincoln, Nebraska

A 3-D Grand Canyon

Strangely enough, that was from New Mexico

Happy day

Oh happy day

Happy day

Oh happy day

I sent her two postcards

They came right back

I sent her two postcards

Big wheel from Detroit, Michigan

A lake freighter from Chicago

A cow wearing a stetson, Montana

A chicken farm ranch from Utah

Utah was a good state for that sort of thing

It's Salt Lake City

Salt Lake City is a very good thing for that sort of thing

In fact it's one of the best things

for that sort of thing

that I've ever run into

Delaware Water Gap

Bill's Laugh-Inn

Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania

Dubois, Pennsylvania

Did I ever tell you the story about the time I broke down outside Dubois?