Spit it out, suck it in, let that genius flow

All the answers to all the questions, there's nothing you don't know

Experience is an asset when you've done most anything

Just call it intuition, just call it anything!

Watch him fade, the jack of all trades backed against the wall

Watch him fade, he's quite afraid to contradict it all!

I know you like a book, I know all the lies

I know, that you know, your mouth is catchin' flies

Blank expression, a burnt out bulb, a thimble full of wit

Endless stories never follow, in short: you're full of shit

Watch him fade, the jack of all trade backed against that wall

To an all but captive audience: watch out! Here it comes! Brainfade!

Take a minute to think

~Brainfade!~

Stop flappin' your gums

~Brainfade!~

You're gettin' in deep

~Brainfade!~

And I'm fallin' asleep

When you're talkin' to me

~Brainfade!~

It's easy to see

~Brainfade!~

That what comes outta your mouth

~Brainfade!~

I can't believe!

"Hey, you know, you ain't gonna believe,

this is what really happened last night.

Vegas, I went out there. I went, I lost a hundred bucks.

I go all the way back to the RV, right?

I get back, I don't even drink any times.

I got another hundred bucks, I didn't wanna be screwed up.

I finally won all my money back. Unbelievable...

By the way, what the hell did you guys do with all the towels?

I'm gonna have to explain this to the desk clerk."

~Brain...fade.!.~

Spit it out, suck it in, let that genius flow

All the answers to all the questions, there's nothing you don't know

Blank expression, a burnt out bulb, a thimble full of wit

Endless stories never follow, in short: you're full of shit!

Watch him fade, the jack of all trades backed against the wall

Watch him fade, he's quite afraid, he'll contradict it all

Watch him fade, the jack of all trades up against that wall

Watch him fade, he's quite afraid, he'll contradict it all