Yeah yeah

In the morning I awake

I feel my bladder about to break

I scratch my balls I rub my eyes

just feeling lousy

my girlfriend tells me that

it's time to take a bath

I say '' no, not today, it' only Tuesday''

Once every 24 hours

I'm supposed to take a shower

that's not the way I do it

do it do it

personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind

I don't wanna do it

do it do it

You know it doesn't make a difference to me

everyday I do the same old thing

so why should I have to be clean ?

those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays

also known as shower days

I hate them