Something is lacking, I’m not attracting

My boobs are not as big as I want them to be

I want 36D

I’m not receiving enough affection

Gonna get me a silicon injection

And fulfil my dreams, burst outta my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can’t find a man

What I need is cosmetic surgery

Be the best I can be

Proteins and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption

Who needs to diet when liposuction is painless and quick

Local anesthetic

Now my body is a model

A flawless perfection

I most certainly will cause an erection wherever I go

But I still don’t know

The reason why I can’t find a mate

Guys I meet ejaculate

Then leave through the door

I can’t take anymore