She asked me if I was a singer,

Then called me Has-Been

She said she really liked my band

In the early 90s, oh yeah

I said stop saying those mean things

My ego is so fragile

And then she called me a poser punk...

Why don't I drink up and get the hell out?

Cause I'm a cell out!

That berating kinda bummed me out

So I left the park side

I went to my Volvo and noticed

I had a couple slashed tires oh no...

But adding injury and insult to vandalism

Someone took a key to my door, and boldly spelled out

You're cell out!

It says on the side of my car

That I'm a cell out

I play a Korean guitar

But I'mma cell out

I'mma cell out

I'mma cell out