Bell on door clanks come on in

Floyd observes my hairy chin

Sit down chair don't be afraid

Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved

I was shaved

I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair

I can't see I'm really scared

Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip

Pee-pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed

I was shamed

I was shamed

I sense others in the room

Opey, Aunt Bea, I presume

They take turns and cut me up

I die smothered in Andy's butt

I was shaved

I was shaved

I was shaved