Hey Bear, tell me why white men can't sing rap...

First of all - they speak too slowly

Second reason - they have less time

Third reason - they are too holy

They don't know how to make words rhyme

Fifth - they don't fuck like rabbit

And sixth - they drink too much and scream:

MOTHER! WATER! I'M SICK! I'M SICK!

'Cos they got no sense of rhythm

'Cos they're pale like wonder bread

They don't believe in hell and heaven

'Cos everything is above their head

'Cos there too many in government cyrcles

And then drink too much and scream:

MOTHER! WATER! I'M SICK! I'M SICK!

There are 21 reasons why white men

Can't sing rap

You know I'm nuts, listen to rock

I like beer and fast wheels

Big titted women, no coca cola, but

Action movies, pinball machines

You know I'm fat, fat like hypo

I dance like I'm made, made of wood

Leave me alone, you fuckin' cows

I have no feel for black fuck'n' moves

There are 21 reasons why white men

Can't sing rap

Oh, thank you Big Bear...