With my heart on on my sleeve and my head on the curb

Got a sign on my cell that reads do not disturb

Fell asleep in the blizzard sometime last night

Woke up alone freezing awake

Hey, hey mister chicken where have you been

Hunting for trophies mostly every day

Goin' back to Ritzville

don't ask why

Goin' back to Ritzville

don't ask why

Goin' back to Ritzville

don't ask why

It's a good a place as any to go and die

It's a good a place as any to go and die

Have you heard my girl, I mean the other day

Took a ride with the sheriff and a roll in the hay

In the cell stewin' over some bum wrap

They say off with my girl, along with that sap

They say the headless chickens are takin' over

They say I lost mine over a four leaf clover

Goin' back to Ritzville

don't ask why

Goin' back to Ritzville

don't ask why

Goin' back to Ritzville

don't ask why

It's a good a place as any to go and die

It's a good a place as any to go and die

They say you always return to the scene of your crime

Well I'm diggin' the scene but I'm not sure if its mine

Goin' back to Ritzville

don't ask why

Goin' back to Ritzville

don't ask why

Goin' back to Ritzville

don't ask why

It's a good a place as any to go and die

It's a good a place as any to go and die

Goin' back to Ritzville

don't ask why

Goin' back to Ritzville

don't ask why

Goin' back to Ritzville

don't ask why

It's a good a place as any to go and die

It's a good a place as any to go and die