Banana split for my baby

A glass of plain water for me.

Banana split for my baby

A glass of plain water for me.

Dispenser Man, if you please

Serve my chick a mess of calories

Banana split for my baby

A glass of plain water for me.

Slip back the lid

Scoop everything in sight

Make it a rainbow of red, brown and white

Chocolate chip and everything that's nice

Tutti-frutti once and spumoni twice

Banana split for my baby

And a glass of plain water for me.

Spray the whipped cream for at least an hour

Pile it as high as the Eiffel Tower

Load it with nuts, about sixteen tons

Top it with a pizza just for fun

Banana split for my baby

And a glass of plain water for me.

Banana split for my baby

A glass of plain water for me

Banana split for my baby

A glass of plain water for me.

Stack her up with crazy goo

That's the stuff she likes to wade right through

Banana split for my baby

A glass of plain water for me.

Now add the cherries

The kind she loves to munch

Skip the banana

Use the whole darn bunch

Drown it with fudge

Six or seven cans

Give her two spoons

She'll eat it with both hands

Banana split for my baby

And a glass of plain water for me

Separate checks, it must be

Charge the split to her

The water to me

Oh the banana split's for my baby

And the glass of plain water's for me

Ain't got no money

The glass of plain water's for me