My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable, un-photographable

Yet you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak are you smart?

But don't change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay, little valentine, stay

Each day is Valentine's Day

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak are you smart?

Don't, baby, don't change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay little valentine, stay

Each day is Valentine's Day