Did you ever hear this one

About the one that got away

She snuck right out the back door

It was on the news today

I was fishing for a hit song

When you woke me out of bed

But now I'm inspired and my brain is tired

And my eyes are blood red

Go ahead and eat your sucker

I won't say a word

He gave you the castle

You gave me the bird

Everybody is grey (I'm turning blue)

Everything that I say (Is about you)

Don't take this wrong

I hope your arms are long

'Cause you're gonna need 'em

When I'm going over your head

Uh hello, can I take your order?

I've been waiting for days

I like a little compassion

With a side of mayonnaise

You never let the glue dry

When you broke me in two

And I'm not some stupid little model car

That you can abuse

Go ahead and eat your sucker

I won't say a word

He gave you the castle

So I'll give you the bird