We always have a good time, I'm never left alone

I just call you any time, I know you'll be at home

I always pass you in the street, a face across the way

We have to keep our secret, it grows harder everyday

No one will believe me, no one will notice

That even though I try so hard, you just don't ever leave

I look into my mirror, I see you looking back

A face I seem to recognize from somewhere in the past

You see, I can't spare myself for anybody else

Cause I'm the man, I'm the one in love with himself

Schizophrenic, just a bloody mess

I shouldn't be allowed out on my own