That was a close escape

Have to get a new hobby to relate

Something less conspicuous

Won't take up too much time

Something less sadistic

For what I've got in mind

I won't be too persistent

'Cause I'm not that way inclined

C that's the one for me

Look, have you got any titties free

What you do is find 5p

415-1683 hello Miss Collins you'll not know me

I'm in the undies business see

Please, please can you tell me

The size, how far from the knee

Oh dear, dear me, luck is running thine

I'll take another name, I might have a win

Got two more coins, I hope no-one thinks I'm dim

C that's the one for me

Look and you're......... free

See if she'll speak to me

Hands are shaking eyes can't see

Having trouble finding 5p

217-1983 hello Miss Dickens you'll not know me

I'm in the undies business see

Don't worry, that's nowt, here we go again

Oi! no peeping, someone must take the hint

Oh dear, dear me, luck is running thin

So please, please can you tell me

The tits do feel real good to me

In a naked mood

Try to grin and bear with me

Please don't think me rude

I only hear, don't want to see

C that's the one for me

That was quick, too quick for me

Of that I can see

What's your name, Mildred, well buggar me

Sugar and milk in my tea

No harm could be, well I'll see

What's your hobby, just the same as me

See you soon for tea

I'll give it one last chance

I think you'll all agree

I'm getting no game here, only lost 5p

I'll flicker through the pages, nothing interests me

I'll ring another number, make sure it's a she

Here we go again, I'll give it third degree

No harm's been done, yes I'm sure you'll all agree

I'll take another name, I might have a win