I trust my gut real good,

He's in the neighbourhood,

I know that everyone has something they're hiding,

But now I'm on the trail,

Righteousness will prevail,

He won't be giving no romance this evening!

I met your darling,

In a darkened alleyway I met the fool,

I gave no warning

When solving little problems, I don't leave no proof

Oh, I know you're waiting for your midnite lover

But the midnite lover will never arrive

Oh, I know you're waiting for your midnite lover

But I met your lover and he didn't survive

I stalked him like a pro,

Left him nowhere to go

At first he cried and then he begged me for mercy

But when I'm in the zone,

I'm into crushing bone

I grabbed a lug wrench, swung like Paulie from Jersey

I met your darling,

In a darkened alleyway I met the fool,

I gave no warning

When solving little problems, I don't leave no proof

(No!)

Oh, I know you're waiting for your midnite lover

But the midnite lover will never arrive

Oh, I know you're waiting for your midnite lover

But I met your lover and he didn't survive

Don't you know me?

Don't mind the blood.

I've set you free,

Because of us,

He won't come back,

You were his wife,

Give him a whack,

So we could have a life!

Oh, baby!

Oh, I know you're waiting for your midnite lover

But the midnite lover will never arrive

Oh, I know you're waiting for your midnite lover

But I met your lover and he didn't survive