Since I was a kid I had this dream

I want to be a tough guy, wide and mean

Flying bullets, flying fists

Born to ride and to be kissed

Cowboy, cowboy

We can ride

Any horse and any bride

Cowboy, cowboy

Comes to town

Beat you up and shoot you down

I wear my blue jeans very tight

Please the ladies every night

They put money in my hat

Makes their husbands so upset

Cowboy, cowboy

We can ride

Any horse and any bride

Cowboy, cowboy

Comes to town

Beat you up and shoot you down

Cowboy, cowboy never die

Feels no pain, never cries

Cowboy you get all the chicks

Big, big horses and big dicks

Was never wild, never mean

Never joined a cowboy scene

I just ride my rocking chair

Hide my teeth in tupperware

Cowboy, cowboy, this is sad

Vomit in your cowboy hat

Cowboy, cowboy, this is fun

Lost the bullets, fuck your gun

Cowboy, cowboy, we died

Every night I have to cry

Cowboy, cowboy, what a prick

Drunken horse and shrunken dick