Sixteen, I never thought she'd be so clean

The likes I've never seen

Let me count the ways

To put the mudstains on her days

Blue jeans, I never thought they'd be so clean

The likes I've never seen

Give me a little time

I'll wear a hole where the sun don't shine

Let me count the ways

To put the mudstains on her days

That's me, the last black jelly bean

The cream with the bulge down to my knees

Let me count the ways

To put the mudstains on her days

Just give me a little time

I'll wear a hole where the sun don't shine

The last black jelly bean

The last black jelly bean

The last black jelly bean

The last black jelly bean