Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees

And Begged you not to leave because I'd go berzerk?

Well, you left me anyhow and the days got worse and worse

And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind

And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha

They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha

To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those nice young men

In their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away ha ha

You thought it was joke and so you laughed

You laughed when I had said

That losing you would make me flip my lid, right?

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh,

You laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left

But now you know I'm utterly mad

And they're coming to take me away Ha Ha

They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha

To the happy home with trees and flowers

And chirping birds and basket weavers

Who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes

They're coming to take me away ha ha

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house,

And this is how you paid me back

For all my kind unselfish loving deeds. Huh?

Well you just wait they'll find you yet, and when they do

They'll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt

And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha

They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha

To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those nice men

In their clean white coats

They're coming to take me away Ha Ha

To the happy home with trees and flowers

And chirping birds and basket weavers

Who sit and smile and twiddle thier thumbs and toes

They're coming to take me away Ha Ha Ha

Your home the one the bank foreclosed

You cried to me Monogamy is the way

We both must live or you'll feel hurt.

But, I see, I see there's someone new

Your anxious poly-pure-bred coat was even gone

At our place while I paid the rent, thanks!

And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha

They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha

To the loony bin with all you can eat perscription drugs like thorizine, and lithium, and electric shock and insulin

They're coming to take me away Ha Ha