Girl and boy

Everything in full swing

Heads or tails

Doesn't make a difference

Beneath the glamour

There was always gonna be

Amateur dramatics

A lot of bad behaviour

I would see

Glasses on the table

One two three

But only you and me

Wearing nothing

In the lap of luxury

Sipping slowly

Not a leg to stand on

Take my money

Waste of paper

Leave the table

Bad behaviour

I got my spies

Sitting with me constantly

To be my eyes

And tell me what I see

Cos a ghost

Don't feel love or nothing

Teflon cow

Get ready for the credit clobber

Secret mole

Getting it together

With a big bowl

Of alphabet spaghetti

Watch the birdie

Looking through the mirror

Polly want a cracker?

That's not what I heard

Gentlemen,

Turn off your recorders

I can hear them buzzing

From inside of your tracksuits

Got to get to

California

Where this woman

Is threatening to sue me

Get right back

Back to the beginning

Where we start off single

And everything's in full swing

Everyone's around you wearing big old hats

Come on

I'm playing the piano now

I will not lie to you

But I definitely only gave you half the truth

I will not lie to you