I heard you had to drive him home after two umbrella drinks

I heard he's got a Prius 'cause he's into being green

My buddy said he saw y'all eating that sushi stuff

Baby that don't sound like you, that don't sound like love

Sounds like it sucks

He can't even bait a hook

He can't even skin a buck

He don't know who Jack Daniels is

Ain't ever drove a truck

Knows how to throw out a line

but not the kind in a Field and Stream book

No darling I ain't even worried you'll come running back

He can't even bait a hook

Has he kissed you in a hay field as a summer rain falls down

Has he took you to meet his mama back in his hometown

Does he drive the interstate or does he take them ol' back roads

Can he melt your heart with a country song every good ol' boy should know

I didn't think so

He can't even bait a hook

He can't even skin a buck

He don't know who Jack Daniels is

Ain't ever drove a truck

Knows how to throw out a line

but not the kind in a Field and Stream book

No darling I ain't even worried you'll come running back

He can't even bait a hook

It won't be that long

Til you start getting bored

I'll be smiling on the river

Reeling in one more

He can't even bait a hook

He can't even skin a buck

He don't know who Jack Daniels is

Ain't ever drove a truck

Knows how to throw out a line

but not the kind in a Field and Stream book

No darling I ain't even worried 'cause you'll come running back

He can't even bait a hook

No baby I ain't even worried

He can't even bait a hook

Nah you're the one that's gonna be sorry when you're headin' to get tofu and he has a flat tire in hos foreign car and don't know how to change it and you'll get your new Gucci shoes wet and you're mad and irritated, I've seen you irritated, I'm telling you, better him than me actually