All I need is some inspiration

Before I do somebody some harm

I feel just like a vegetable

Down here on the farm

Nobody comes to see me

Nobody here to turn me on

I ain't even got a lover

Down here on the farm

They told me to get healthy

They told me to get some sun

But boredom eats me like cancer

Down here on the farm

Drinking lemonade shandy

Ain't nothing here to do me harm

But I'm like a fish out of water

Down here on the farm

I write a thousand letters

Till my fingers all gone numb

But I never see no postman

Down here on the farm

I call my baby on the telephone

I say come down and have some fun

But she knows what the score is

Down here on the farm

I can't fall in love with a wheatfield

I can't fall in love with a barn

Well everything smells like horse s**t

Down here on the farm

Blue skies and swimming pools

Add so much charm

But I'd rather be back in Soho

Down here on the farm

On the f**king farm!

Are you born in a f**king barn or what?

Baaaaa!

Hold still