Mad mullahs and dirty bombs

Alert the coasal command

Ack-ack positions everyone

She's my honey bee and here she comes

Cancer rabies SARS

Hairy beards and hurtling stars

Won't somebody touch me?

Won't somebody touch me?

Honey bee lets fly to MARS

Buzz buszz buzz

There's a kid laying on the lawn

His neighbours on the telephone

The dispatcher asks What's going on?

Please Sir, what's going on?

The kid is laying on the lawn

He's been giving me shit for years

He rides his bike across my lawn

Now he's laying on the lawn

Won't somebody touch me?

O someone please touch me!

Honey bee lets fly to Mars

Buzz buzz buzz Ba baba ba ba ba Wo!

BA BA BA BA BA BA BA!

Scud missiles Asian flu

The easily offended

We are the undefended

We are the undefended

Won't somebody touch us

There's a virus come to town

Won't somebody give me a kiss

He's been giving me shit for years

Honey bee lets fly to Mars

Buzz Buzz buzz buzz buzz

Honey bee Honey bee!