As I walked into the bar

A man came up to me and said:

you know the older you will get

the more perverted you will get

Hey, I'd like to see you try it

Oh what you gonna do about it?

Optzay, be a bad priest?

Ili primernij ononist?!

Be bad transvestattn? (Da yuta nigh!)

Or be a good zoldatten?! (Ozay Optzay!)

Yeah, give it a try, (By by by by)

But me I'm jasto Bordello kind of guy!..

Mama, of course all hopes are so fragile...

Papa, i can't believe what it costs?..

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So i did what i did and its worth what its worth what it's worth

Ah ha hey!

When the Trickster starts a-walking

He sends the whole world asque

just when you think that it's all through

Its just a birth of something new

And when the Trickster starts a-pokin

who does he need to ask permission

before he goes in third position

I guess he's justo Bordello kind of guy!...

Mama, of course all hopes are so fragile...

Papa, I can't believe what it costs?..

Sily oni menja pokidajut

So I did what I did and its worth what its worth what it's worth

Ah ha hey!

So I walked out out of a bar

and drove like crazy for half mile

I was thirteen beers drunk

on Houston I jumped in some trunk...

We ventured on New York Throughway

where myself I heard I say:

Shall I be classic self crasher?

Or be a good flasher?!

Hey, I'd like to see you try it

Oh what you gonna do about it?

Heeeeeeey, be a bad priest?

Ili primernij ononist?!

Da yuta nigh!

Ozay Optzay!

By by by by!

I guess I'm justo Bordello kind of guy!

Bordello kind of guy!

Bordello kind of guy!

Bordello kind of guy!