Hey Frankenstein, what's on your mind?

Hey Dracula, I heard you... suck

Now Vincent Price was Dr. Phibes

Come steal my brain Fritz

And take it to Dr. Frankenstein

Well you can knock on Ed Wood

But it won't do you no good

'Cause all of my heroes are dead

Hooray for Horrorwood

Hooray for Horrorwood

Hey Norman Bates, how are your rates?

Hey Leatherface

Remove my... face

Hey tall man, just take my hand

And lead me to your red planet