I wear lipstick and I wear a dress,

High heels I stand when I piss,

And I don't wanna shave and I don't wanna bathe,

'Coz I'm a transvestite from Planet 13,

I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch,

I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch, yeah!

And I don't care if you approve,

What the fuck is that gonna do?

'Coz I ain't got nothing better to do,

Than piss off motherfuckers like you,

I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch,

I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch,

I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch,

I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch, yeah!

I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch,

I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch,

I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch,

I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch,

Son of a bitch, son of a bitch, son of a bitch, son of a bitch.