Male Tenor:

The girl wants to fix him some broth.

Female Soprano:

Tinselcock!

Chorus:

Doo-wee-oo

Tinselcock, my baby

Female Soprano:

Would you like some broth?

Male Tenor:

Some nice soup

Female Soprano:

Some hot broth?

Male Tenor:

Small dogs in it

Female Soprano:

Yooooouuuu . . . Do you?

Male Tenor:

You like broth?

Dog broth?

Female Soprano:

Hot broth?

Male Tenor:

You like dog broth hot?

Female Soprano:

Hot dogs debris

Male Tenor:

How do you like it?

Debris of the four styles offered

Debris broth breath

And the ever popular hygienic

European version

Tinselcock!

Chorus:

Tinselcock!

Male Tenor:

Which do you choose?