I got a girl with a little rubber head

Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed

She never talk back like a lady might do

An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through

And her name is

P-I-N-K-Y

P-I-N, no lie

K-Y, me-oh-my

She's $69.95

Give her a try

P-I-N-K-Y

P-I-N I cry

K-Y don't be shy

$69.95, boy

Give her a try

Her eyes is all shut in an ecstasy face

You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place

Throw the little switch on her battery pack

You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back

And her name is P-I-N-K-Y

P-I-N, I cry

K-Y, don't be shy

$69.95, boy

Give her a try

I got a girl with a little rubber head

Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed

She never talk back like a lady might do

An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through

Her eyes is all shut in an ecstasy face

You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place

Throw the little switch on her battery pack

You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back

You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back

You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back

You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back

You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back

You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back