Give me

Your dirty love

Like you might surrender

To some dragon in your dreams

Give me

Your dirty love

Like a pink donation

To the dragon in your dreams

I don't need your sweet devotion

An' I don't want your cheap emotion

Whip me up some dragon lotion

For your dirty love

Your dirty love

Give me

Your dirty love

Like some tacky little pamphlet

In your daddy's bottom drawer

Give me

Your dirty love

I don't believe you never seen

His book before

I don't need no consolation

I don't want your reservation

I only got one destination

An' that's your dirty love

Your dirty love

Give me

Your dirty love

Just like your mama

Make her fuzzy poodle do

(Oh, Frenchie . . . )

Give me

Your dirty love

The way your mama

Make that nasty poodle chew

I'll ignore your cheap aroma

And your little-bo-peep diploma

I'll just put you in a coma

With some dirty love

Some dirty love

That dirty love

That dirty love

THE POODLE BITES!

(Come on, Frenchie)

THE POODLE CHEWS IT!

(Snap it!)

THE POODLE BITES!

(Come on, Frenchie)

THE POODLE CHEWS IT!

(Snap it!)

THE POODLE BITES!

(Come on, Frenchie)

THE POODLE CHEWS IT!

(Snap it!)

THE POODLE BITES!

(Come on, Frenchie)

THE POODLE CHEWS IT!

(Not a speck of cereal!)

THE POODLE BITES!

(Come on, Frenchie)

THE POODLE CHEWS IT!

(Nothing but the best for my dog!)

THE POODLE BITES!

(Come on, Frenchie)

THE POODLE CHEWS IT!

(Come on!)

THE POODLE BITES!

(Come on, Frenchie)

THE POODLE CHEWS IT!

(Little paws sticking up!)

THE POODLE BITES!

(Little curly hairs!)

THE POODLE CHEWS IT!

(Little curly hairs!)