I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon

She wore a Milton Bradley Crayon

But she was something I could lay on

Can't remember what became of me . . .

Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy

She put a Doobie Brothers tape on

I had a Roger Daitrey cape on

There was a bed I dumped her shape on

Can't remember what became of me . . .

Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy

Somewhat later on

I woke up and she was gone

There was dew out on the lawn

In the sunrise

Later she came back

With a rumpled paper sack

Which she told me would contain

A surprise

She stuck her hand right in it to the bottom

Said she knew I'd be surprised she got'em

Take a Charleston pimp to spot 'em

Then she gave a pair of shoes to me ...

Plastic leather, 14 Triple D

I said: I wonder what's the shoes for

She told me: Don't you worry no more

And got right down there on the tile floor:

Now Darling STOMP ALL OVER ME! ...

Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy

Is this something new

Having people stomp on you?

Is it what I need to do

For your pleasure?

What is this, a quiz?

Don't you worry what it is

It is merely just a moment

I can treasure

By ten o'clock her arms and legs were rendered

She couldn't talk 'cause her mouth had been extendered

Looked to me as though she had been blendered

But was this abject misery?

No! No!

Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy!

It might seem strange to Herb and Dee -

Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy!