Cheesy, cheesy!

(This is a song about vegetables . . . they keep you regular; they're real good for ya.)

Call any vegetable

(Call any vegetable)

Call it by name

(Call any vegetable)

Call one today

(Call any vegetable)

When you get off the train

(Call any vegetable)

Call any vegetable

And the chances are good

Ooooh! The vegetable

Will respond to you

(Some people don't go for prunes . . . I dunno . . . I've always found that if they . . . )

Call any vegetable

(Call any vegetable)

Pick up your phone

(Call any vegetable)

Think of a vegetable

(Call any vegetable)

Lonely at home

(Call any vegetable)

Call any vegetable

And the chances are good

That a vegetable will respond to you-hoooo

RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA

RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA

RUTA-BAYYYYY . . .

(A prune isn't really a vegetable. Cabbage is a vegetable.)

No one will know

If you don't want to let 'em know

No one will know

'Less it's you that might tell 'em so

Call and they'll come to you

Covered with dew

Vegetables dream

Of responding to you

Standing there

Shiny & proud by your side

Holding your hand

While the neighbors decide

Why is a vegetable

Something to hide?

YAR-R-R-R-R-G-H!