Be in my video,

Darling, every night

I will rent a cage for you

And mi j-i-nits dressed in white (teeny-little-tiny-little...)

Twirl around in a lap dissolve

Pretend to sing the words

I'll rent a gleaming limousine

Release a Hock of

Ber-herna-herna-herna

Herna-her-nerds

Wear a leather collar

And a dagger in your ear

I will make you smell the glove

And try to look sincere, then we'll

Dance the blues

Let's dance the blues

Let's dance the blues

Under the megawatt moonlight

Pretend to be Chinese,

(One-hung-low)

I'll make you wear red shoes

There's a cheesy atom bomb explosion

All the big groups use

Atomic light will shine

Through an old Venetian blind

Making patterns on your face,

Then it cuts to outer space

With its billions & billions &

Billions & billions and

Be in my video,

Darling, every night

Everyone in cable-land

Will say you're 'outa-site'

You can show your legs

While you're getting in the car, then

I will look repulsive

While I mangle my guitar

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon

Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,

Moo-ahhhh

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon

Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,

Moo-ahhhh

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon

Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,

Moo-ahhhh

Tee-nu-nee- - - -moo-ahhhh

Tee-nu-nee- - - -moo-wah-wah-wah-ooo

After all the close-up shots

Of you in bondage leather

They'll spray an alley with a hose

And we'll escape together, while we

Dance de blude agin

Led dance de blude agin

Led dance de blude agin

In de middle o' de alley

Let's dance your face

Let's dance your lips

Let's dance your nose

And then we'll dance your sinus

MOO-AHHHH!