Why don't you strap on this here bunch

Of cardboard boxes, daddy-o?

Joy of my desiring

You'll certainly look suave and get me hot

Hot, hot, get me hot and

Horny

(Ow!)

If there's one thing I really get off on

(Yay!)

It's a nun suit painted on some old boxes

Some old melodies

4/4

An aura

An areola

Pink gums

Stumpy gray teeth

Dental floss

Gets me hot

Wanna watch a dental hygiene movie