I am a doctor I know what you need

a pelvic sort of examination

there'll be no pain no pain no pain no pain no pain

I am a doctor have a seat

will ya fill out these forms i'll be with you

in a moment a moment a moment a moment a moment

no hope no hope no hope no hope

let's make love I am an engineer

you're doing that all wrong

see those stress points there they'll never hold up

never never never never

no hope let's make love

I am a psychiatrist

tell me your problems

so you hate your mother

tell me your deepest thoughts

I can help you

you can trust me I can help you

you can trust me