I've got a good by-line, they all know my name

The queen of the sly line, I feed on your fame

But I got my heart in the right place, it's all in the game

If you're doing fine boy, you got my vote

But step out of line boy and I'll go for your throat

`Cause I got my heart in the right place, so give me a quote

I'll ask you some questions, I'll tell you some lies

You'll open your heart like a friend

I'll make up some answers you won't recognise

The you I create with my pen

But my heart's in the right place now and again

My heart's in the right place, know what I mean

My heart's in the right place on page seventeen

I'll ask you some questions, I'll tell you some lies

You don't understand, but you will

I'll make up some answers, cut you down to size

Then I move in for the kill

But my heart's in the right place

My heart's in the right place

My heart's in the right place, it's part of the skill

Heart's in the right place

I'm gonna destroy you and your reputation

Don't count for nothing with me

`Cause I'm an old bitch you see and my heart's in the right place

Don't you agree

Heart's in the right place, just wait and see

Heart's in the right place, don't you agree