Fairless, Bailey, Pharaoh, Hepperties,

Rally, Ruffle, Challen, So...

Travelga, Fiddister, Irisy, Fiscay,

Umber, Forfend, Promity forth time.

This is the Good Ship Lifestyle

All my friends jumped ship

I elect me the captain

This is the loneliest voyage

I've ever been on

Up in the crow's nest -

Over there! I see land!

First mate? There is no First Mate...

This is the Good Ship Lifestyle

Sail away from the world (2x)

So steer a course

A course for nowhere

And drop the anchor

My little Empire

I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle) (4x)

This is the Good Ship Lifestyle

I fly my very own flag

TV dinners for one

At the captain's table

Repel all the boarders!

Draw the curtains tighter!

Where's the crew? There is no crew...

This is the Good Ship Lifestyle

Sail away from the world (2x)

So steer a course

A course for nowhere

And drop the anchor

My little Empire

I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle) (4x)

So steer a course

A course for nowhere

And drop the anchor

My little Empire

I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle) (4x)