To all of you sexual deviants that have perversely lost your way

To all of you with loved ones that have been immorally led astray

Fear no more, have faith in us, gods soldiers are here to appease

We’ll save you from immorality by helping to rid you of this horrid disease

Bring the gays, the lesbians and bisexuals- we’ve got the cure

Bring the queers, the transsexuals, and transgendereds- we’ve got the cure

Bring the sinful, bring the immoral, bring the sick- we’ve got the cure

Change your ways, ignore your instincts, repress your feelings- sin no more

This disease can now be treated with god’s help these sinners can be cured

And traditional Christian gender roles can be forcibly restored

But just like with alcoholics, all of our efforts can’t succeed

If they’d rather live in denial and refuse to get the help they need

Bring the gays, the lesbians and bisexuals- we’ve got the cure

Bring the queers, the transsexuals, and transgendereds- we’ve got the cure

Bring the sinful, bring the immoral, bring the sick- we’ve got the cure

Change your ways, ignore your instincts, repress your feelings- sin no more

People are not born this way like these gay rights activists suggest

We’ve conducted our own “impartial” studies and have determined that we’re correct

It’s an unnatural, corrupt behavior that threatens spirituality and health

We can cure these sexual deviants if they’re willing to help themselves

Bring the gays, the lesbians and bisexuals- we’ve got the cure

Bring the queers, the transsexuals, and transgendereds- we’ve got the cure

Bring the sinful, bring the immoral, bring the sick- we’ve got the cure

Change your ways, ignore your instincts, repress your feelings- sin no more