and we live on borrowed time

but this headshot's pretty good

i've been scheming for too long

i was starstruck by your mom

we fall in love by accident

a heavenly coincedence

no matter what you think is true

let me introduce you to

some friends of mine

oh friends of mine

oh friends of mine

oh friends of mine

and we break for passing cars

in the pistol-ripping chase

I regret the drugs you lost

so I skipped our second date

we fall in love by accident

a heavenly coincedence

no matter what you think is true

let me introduce you to

some friends of mine

oh friends of mine

oh friends of mine

oh friends of mine

we fall in love by accident

a heavenly coincedence

no matter what you think is true

let me introduce you to

can't figure out this place

guess someone hates my guts

I handed him the sign

oh friends of mine